{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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